Some fine lines

He who laughs last................................thinks slowest.

 Everyone has a  photographic memory..........Some don't have film.
 
 A day without sunshine  is like.......................well, night.
 
 On the other  hand.....................you have different fingers.
 
 Change is  inevitable...............except from a vending machine.
 
 I just got lost  in thought...........It was unfamiliar territory.
 
 When the chips are  down.....................the buffalo is empty.
 
 Seen it all, done it  all...............can't remember most of it.
 
 Those who live by the  sword..........get shot by those who don't.
 
 I feel like I'm diagonally  parked.........in a parallel universe.
 
 He's not dead........he's  electroencephalographically challenged.
 
 You have the right to remain  silent............Anything you say will be  misquoted, then used against  you.
 
 I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without  sponges.
 
 Honk.................................if you love peace and  quiet.
 
 Despite the cost of living........have you noticed how it remains  so  popular?
 
 Nothing is foolproof.............to a sufficiently talented  fool.
 
 It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and  blamed  it on the cost of living.
 
 Just remember........if the world didn't  suck, we'd all fall off.
 
 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50  chance of getting something  right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it  wrong.
 
 It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to  end  someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
 
 You can't have  everything................where would you put it?
 
 Latest survey shows  that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's  population.
 
 The things  that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who  got there  first.
 
 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing  well.
 
 It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in  rats.
 
 Everybody lies............but it doesn't matter since nobody  listens.
 
 I wished the buck stopped here..................as I could use a  few.
 
 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of  it.
 
 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak